Port Power

THE disgrace of the late 20th century and early 21st century. Port Power or "The Power" as their supporters* call them are the worst AFL team to have ever played the game. With the ugliest colours (black, teal and white) on their guernsey, even for a complete foreigner to the game would go for Port's opponent.

*Port Supporters: Feral, either absolutely no teeth or (in rare cases 1 or 2), severely outnumbered in their home state to the Adelaide Crows supporters. Also, Port supporters are known to be a part of many incestial abuse reports.

Port Supporter: "Hi Im a Port Power supporter im feral and have no teeth. there are heaps more crows fans than us port fans (HEY MUM whens our next daughter due?) .. Oh and my team sucks ass.

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power muff

A raw natural untrimmed muff. A power muff.

I went down on her and she had a power muff.

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Rotational Power

A euphemism for torque. Torque defined as: A twisting force that tends to cause rotation.

Karl thought he had rotational power when he threw the large rock into the river. However the correct term was Torque. Karl used his body as a pivot from which to convert a spinning motion into torque.

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Host Powers

The excruciatingly annoying powers that hosts are granted in gears of war 2.

*shotgun headshotted from 40ft away*"Damn that kid has host powers..."

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power pint

A Power pint is a pint of beer, with as much vodka as you dare put in- preferably strawpedoed

Go on, make that pint a power pint!!

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Orifice of Power

The vagina of a woman.

Ted wanted to watch football on sunday evening but went with Michelle to her parent's for dinner instead because the temptation of her orifice of power overcame him.

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power strangers

A group of dudes who spend 50% of their time fighting evil, 50% of their time explaining how they are NOT the power rangers

Joe: dude, are those the power rangers? Cool.
Will: No, these are the power STRANGERS.
Joe: whats the difference?
Will: *sighs*

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