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When someone puts their lips on your private for the first time
Danone: have you had your first kiss yet?
Ian: yeah, and I've had my second first kiss too *wink*
Danone: *gags*
The act of getting AIDS as a result of having sexual intercourse with an individual who recently was a sexual partner of Magic Johnson
Person 1: “Yo man, I got second hand magic yesterday!”
Person 2: “ Oh, did you buy a used magic kit?”
Person 1: “ No, I had sex with a girl who recently fucked Magic Johnson!”
A boner (erection) received from something you are not actively involved in. It is used to describe how a boner is brought about.
"I totally just got a Second degree boner watching you two make out."
That moment when you cover your body with soap, then dive head first naked into a school zone
“This morning at the sandy hook elementary school, a fuckhead named muargo gucci toilet did a One second arrest”
Originally created by YouTuber Danny Mullen. It means when you slip it up a chicks ass real quick and pretend it was a accident.
Oh shit. I didn't mean to 3-seconds in the key you.
When your break at work is not long enough for you to go and get what you want to eat.
Sometimes if breaks have been reduced from an hour to 30mins at your place of work.
Chaydes: hey man, want to grab a footlong at clean Subway?
Squeezy: can't man, only have a 30 second lunch, wanna get dirty Subway instead?
When one has sexual relations with someone who is not their blood relative but still seen as family
Tom: you hang with Jessica a lot. When you finna pipe.
Jerry: bro wtf! She like a sister to me that’s that second degree incest