When someone puts their lips on your private for the first time
Danone: have you had your first kiss yet?
Ian: yeah, and I've had my second first kiss too *wink*
Danone: *gags*
When you witness another person become aroused leading to you becoming aroused
Max was horny and had a boner, Andre was looking and he got a boner. Andre had second-hand arousement
10 second crush:
i) is a crush that you have for a very short amount of time and get over them very quickly
ii) a CRUSH you have as a last solution and if someone better looking came you wouldn't pay attention to them anymore
For meaning 1
Person 1: I heard Dylan is back on the market
Person 2: I don't like him anymore he was just a 10 second crush
For meaning 2
Person 1: Do you still like Marie ?
Person 2: Nah, I mean haven't you seen Hellen?
The second person theory is the theory that, in almost all circumstances, the perpetrator in a crime based television show is the second introduced character in the episode. They are typically introduced after or just prior to the first lead and suspect. Holds true at least 90% of the time.
Refer to any episode of any crime show ever.
<dude 1> "They did it."
<dude 2> "What, how do you know that?"
<dude 1> "Second-Person Theory.
When your break at work is not long enough for you to go and get what you want to eat.
Sometimes if breaks have been reduced from an hour to 30mins at your place of work.
Chaydes: hey man, want to grab a footlong at clean Subway?
Squeezy: can't man, only have a 30 second lunch, wanna get dirty Subway instead?
Second floor CAM is a place where one goes to dread in study, but is rather placed in the midst of the subversion of University life, where the menial task of not living is undermined by the youth struggling to break free from it's role as the university student, struggling to let it's chaos shout out to an empty sky and to embrace life authentically with all it's own subjectivity, it's passions, and it's dreams
STEM kid: Hey you wanna go to second floor CAM to study?
Engineer Ghoul: Nah it's a place for bewildering hooligans to run amok in the holy place of study, I'm trying to achieve a 4.0 so I can live my dreams tomorrow
STEM kid: Ah, you're right as always my superior, let's go somewhere else to spend our time studying.
When one has sexual relations with someone who is not their blood relative but still seen as family
Tom: you hang with Jessica a lot. When you finna pipe.
Jerry: bro wtf! She like a sister to me that’s that second degree incest