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In might get a job but I'm nervous
"You a Smart"-SteakHouseAngus
In might get a job but I'm nervous
"You a Smart"-SteakHouseAngus
When someone who is normally a smart ass is currently not saying or making a face which would normally be interpreted as being a smart ass.
David Jones is a prime example of resting smart ass face when he isn’t speaking.
Fictional character. No such puppy exists
I met a smart Hollywood model, she was trying to find the gas tank on her Tesla
Using smart while moving your bowels causing you to spend longer that required squating on the turd catcher
I took a smart phone dump earler , took me two hours to realise i only had to piss
A smart beta is a male who is alpha smart in most aspects of life, but completely bitches out around women. Can apply to many situations, but often refers to scenarios with women.
Geez, KP seems to have his shit together, but he's a complete bitch around women.
Yeah, he's a smart beta.
A start that is delayed from its normal time because of a smartphone use.
e.g. (at a petrol servo, while waiting in line)
- "Why isn't this car moving out, they've been finished for 5' now!"
- "They probably do a smart delay start! Honk at them! Or wait until they've finished texting."