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When you go for a side and charlie murphy comes at yo ass with a front and security must be called. When they arrive the tables have turned darkness.
The tables have turned darkness!
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To go and have a shit, poo, crap etc
Blimey mate i am touching cloth and have a huge tortoise head i really need to go and turn my bike round, see you in five, or:
Your'e twitching like you need to go and turn your bike round mate
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When a person is traveling fairly fast on an interstate, and they realized 100 feet from the off ramp that they are in the HOV lane (Farthest to the left), they make a Georgia Right Hand Turn to get off the highway in time. Many times, the enacter of the Turn is in a large vehicle, and their tires cause smoke to rise and dust as they pass over the area of the road covered with white paint dividing the off ramp from the highway.
Wife: Why did that man in that big-assed 6 wheeled truck cross in front of us, nearly taking our bumper off?
Husband: That was a Georgia Right Hand Turn, sweetheart. He was try to get to that exit we just completely passed.
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The cringey movie is actually about a girl on her period
When ever she ‘turns panda’ she is on her period.
Parents r concerned lol
Charlie: What Is The Turning Red Real Meaning
Christine: Basically A girl on there period…
Charlie: what’s dat?
Christine: uhhhhhh…
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Turn that frown upside down is when someone isn't happy and someone else is trying to cheer them up.
Cindy was having a bad day so I told her to turn that frown upside down.
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A move often made by those who are using EBT/food stamps but do not really need them. The person goes to a store and pays for all of their food with the food stamps. After walking away from the check-out lane, and possibly even going out to the car and putting the groceries away, they return and make some comment about having forgotten something. Then they go get their cigarettes and cases of beer. If possible, they enter a different check-out lane than before, hoping nobody will notice that they just used food stamps but now have plenty of cash for alcohol and tobacco.
Cashier #1: How many cases of beer did that woman buy?
Cashier #2: Ten.
Cashier #1: Wow. She must have spent more money than she did on food when she was in my lane just now.
Cashier #2: Did she pay with food stamps?
Cashier #1: Yeah, why?
Cashier #2: She came to my lane so you wouldn't see how much cash she has to spend on beer. Food stamp turn around.
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A term usually use to describe an overly friendly female in some cases male.This person requires little effort to fuck. Usually the word hello starts the grind session
John: Eric, saw you dancing with Star Jones last night at the club.
Eric: Yes, and after that she put on a private dance for me at my place.
John: Man, I swear that girl is like a doorknob-everybody-has-a-turn.
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