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Riding The Singularity Wagon

My way of saying, "I'm Single". That's all.

Inspired by the teetotaling phrase "Riding the Water Wagon".

If you're riding this wagon, you're all alone.

"How come Jesse has a girl, but I'm stuck riding the singularity wagon? What the actual f*ck?"

by PlanetOceanReturns June 8, 2023


Scab Wagon

Someone so covered in scabs their sole purpose in life is to transport scabs from one location to another.

Bob has turned into a total scab wagon.

by CellFonePsychic April 8, 2023


wagoner borrow

When you borrow something with the intent to not give it back. Less sever than stealing.

Do you like this book bag? I wagoner borrowed it from work.

by Sticky fingers 2000 October 29, 2023


Wagon wheel

Safety precaution when in a pool or water. Get in a circle and dock each other in a wagon wheel configuration to form a Faraday cage to fend off lightning strikes

The storm was rolling through so the boys and I formed a wagon wheel so we didn’t have to get out of the water

by Dutch33 July 15, 2022


Wagon wheel

Forming a circle, touching penises Tito to tip in order to form a Faraday cage for protection in the water during lightning events

Oh shit, I see lightning! Everyone wagon wheel formation stat!

by Dutch33 July 15, 2022


Wagon Wheel

A decrepit soul with a limp so pronounced that they almost appear to sway back and forth like an old wooden wagon wheel.

Hey Joe, check out Wagon Wheel limping around again.

by Trudat75 November 22, 2019


Wagon Wheel

Name given to a person who walks with crooked legs or a pronounced limp...usually due to a debilitating disease or injury.

Everyone laughed as Wagon Wheel hobbled down the hall at work...

by Trudat75 March 23, 2017