My way of saying, "I'm Single". That's all.
Inspired by the teetotaling phrase "Riding the Water Wagon".
If you're riding this wagon, you're all alone.
"How come Jesse has a girl, but I'm stuck riding the singularity wagon? What the actual f*ck?"
Someone so covered in scabs their sole purpose in life is to transport scabs from one location to another.
Bob has turned into a total scab wagon.
When you borrow something with the intent to not give it back. Less sever than stealing.
Do you like this book bag? I wagoner borrowed it from work.
Safety precaution when in a pool or water. Get in a circle and dock each other in a wagon wheel configuration to form a Faraday cage to fend off lightning strikes
The storm was rolling through so the boys and I formed a wagon wheel so we didn’t have to get out of the water
Forming a circle, touching penises Tito to tip in order to form a Faraday cage for protection in the water during lightning events
Oh shit, I see lightning! Everyone wagon wheel formation stat!
A decrepit soul with a limp so pronounced that they almost appear to sway back and forth like an old wooden wagon wheel.
Hey Joe, check out Wagon Wheel limping around again.
Name given to a person who walks with crooked legs or a pronounced limp...usually due to a debilitating disease or injury.
Everyone laughed as Wagon Wheel hobbled down the hall at work...