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willy crack

The crack at the tip of the penis.

Boy: Shit.. my willy crack is bleeding!

by Mmmavis October 15, 2006

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Obtuse Willis

What Bruce Willis would be if he was a triangle.

"The FOUR ROOMS were in the shape of an Obtuse Willis triangle."

by PoliPotter April 13, 2009

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boff willy

a girl gives a guy head then vomits over his willy

Jimmy "suck it bitch"
Jimmy cums
Natalie is sick all over his willy

Jimmy "Natalie you just gave me a boff willy"
Natalie "Dudddddeeeee Im not cleaning that up"

Jimmy proceeds to clean.

by johnny milton April 3, 2011


wonky willy

The most wretched of penises, especially one without foreskin. It describes the limp physical trait of a penis that has no hope for erection. Also known as “over-ripe banana”, “prickley pickle”, and “squirm worm”.

“Dude, the girl last night looked like my ass had a shit baby, it gave me a fuckin wonky willy.

by Hary Peenus November 27, 2018


A slobbery willy

Like a 'wet willy' except you just poke your finger in your dogs mouth and put it in your mates ear cos you lazy.

Ben: Im going to give Vanessa a slobbery willy.
Nick: haha how foul and unnecessary.

by oggy ostrich April 9, 2017


mgtm willy

Very fire SoundCloud rapper

Mgtm Willy is the hardest rapper

by Hankthebank March 30, 2021


Willie Trombone

Willie Trombone is a Hoop-hean, one of the seven sons of Ottoborg. He lives in the Neverhood, a klay planet made by Hoborg. He helps make Klaymen (his cousin using one of Hoborg's seeds. His favourite food is chip butty. He is from the game The Neverhood, made by Neverhood Inc, which is a claymation poin-and-click from 1996.

Hello! Me Willie, me Willie Trombone!

by Neverhood84679237 November 14, 2020