The crack at the tip of the penis.
Boy: Shit.. my willy crack is bleeding!
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What Bruce Willis would be if he was a triangle.
"The FOUR ROOMS were in the shape of an Obtuse Willis triangle."
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a girl gives a guy head then vomits over his willy
Jimmy "suck it bitch"
Jimmy cums
Natalie is sick all over his willy
Jimmy "Natalie you just gave me a boff willy"
Natalie "Dudddddeeeee Im not cleaning that up"
Jimmy proceeds to clean.
The most wretched of penises, especially one without foreskin. It describes the limp physical trait of a penis that has no hope for erection. Also known as “over-ripe banana”, “prickley pickle”, and “squirm worm”.
“Dude, the girl last night looked like my ass had a shit baby, it gave me a fuckin wonky willy.
Like a 'wet willy' except you just poke your finger in your dogs mouth and put it in your mates ear cos you lazy.
Ben: Im going to give Vanessa a slobbery willy.
Nick: haha how foul and unnecessary.
Very fire SoundCloud rapper
Mgtm Willy is the hardest rapper
Willie Trombone is a Hoop-hean, one of the seven sons of Ottoborg. He lives in the Neverhood, a klay planet made by Hoborg. He helps make Klaymen (his cousin using one of Hoborg's seeds. His favourite food is chip butty. He is from the game The Neverhood, made by Neverhood Inc, which is a claymation poin-and-click from 1996.
Hello! Me Willie, me Willie Trombone!