white-rice

A white male or female that yearns so intensely to be asian that at heart they belive they actually are

Eric thinking he can do kunfu... what a tripped out Karate Cracker

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Rice Cakes

A slang word for condoms.

Hey Bob, lets play MInecraft. Sorry Mike, I can't right now. I have to go pick up some rice cakes for the "movie night" that Sara and I are having later.

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Rice Rocket

An import car, usually japanese, that is modified and suped up. It is cosmetically modified with wings/spoilers, body kits, lowering suspension, etc. And suped up with intake, exhaust, cams, clutch, turbo, etc. A Rice Rocket HAS horsepower and torque to back up cosmetic modifications. Rice referring amount of rice consumed in the Asian diet and Rocket referring to how fast the cars go. Rice Rocket is usually mistaken or confused with the term Ricer which means roughly: an import japanese car that is all show and no go.

Damn! That bad ass Rice Rocket sure beat the crap out of my crappy ass Cobra that I did nothing with to make fast!

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cheese and rice

a way of saying jesus christ with out offending other.

instead of "jesus christ your a retard!" its "cheese and rice your a retard!"

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duck rice

The outcome of killing a duck for dinner by feeding it dry rice.

A food people eat when they can't get chicken rice.

Awww, no chicken? Just give me duck rice then.

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rice burner

did I scare you into deleting my DEFINITION?
SPEED BUMPS FOR FORD BRONCOS

My 78 FORD Bronco Has And Will Run Over Any Riceburning Fart Can Exhaust P.O.S.
Anyone Want To Take Me On???
Come Get Some!!!
Fear The Power Of The Mighty Ford!!!!

what did I hit? musta been a speed bump or rice burner same diff. LOL

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rice mobile

A degrading way of saying "tuned mid-sized Asian Automobiles" or rice burner
Usually driven by Wannabe-Asians and Asians with no roots.

Honda Civic, Hyundai Tiburon, Nissan 350z
True Asians don't drive rice mobiles, we be rollin' on Cadillacs, Lincolns and Impalas.

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