Gaffed cards

Gaffed cards are trick-cards that can be for example double sided or have non-original faces. These types of "fake" cards can be used for a great variety of card magic-tricks. With sleight of hand, you can make the spectator believe that you have an original deck of cards. These kinds of illusions will be more powerful, giving a better reaction from the spectator(s).

No way Josh! How did you do that trick?

I'm not telling...

Please!!!

Ok, i used gaffed cards i bought on the internet.

You cheeky little bastard! You fooled me so bad!!! Haha.

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L Card

The proverbial card one has for being a certified lesbian.

"Girl, if you don't own a single flannel shirt you've lost your L Card."

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Magic cards

Men's contraceptive pill.

Guy: "Hey man, wanna come to the club and pick up some bitches?" Other guy: "naaa, I'm gonna hang out with my bro and play magic tonight."

Girl: "oh that guy is kinda cute, do you think he has a girlfriend?" Other girl: "I don't think he does, I saw him playing with magic cards the other day."

"Yo man, have you got a condom?" "No, but I've got a hard deck of magic cards."

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The bigot card

When discussing a racial problem, a fascists throws out that you are playing the race card. He or she is playing the bigot card.

"You are playing the race card". Me, "you are playing the bigot card".

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Poke'mon Cards

A peice of cardboard with the picture of a gay cartoon Pokemon or poke'mon on it... popular with gay guys and 6-10 year olds.

6 Year old: Check out my new poke'mon cards i have a charlizardsuckcockgoodawesomeriggedmon it has 10000000000000 attack points.

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race card

A list of runners and riders, the weight they carry and the distance and conditions of a horse race.

Chinaski studied his race card, it was a $8000 claimer for fillies and mares of three years old and upwards, over six furlongs. Randy Rita was paying five to one.
"I'll take that any day", he thought.

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V-Card

is the card you keep because you still a virgin

1- a son im bout 2 head to dis chick house and i think i may finally lose my v-card
2-yah i feel you hopefully one day i can lose mine
1-LOL, y do u say this everytime knowin u been lost it LOL

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