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When a man points his big toe onto a solid or semi solid surface to gain the ultimate fulcrum thus giving superior purchase when entering a woman from behind. White sports socks can also be used to improve toe grip.
There's some proper Porn Toe in this dirty film.
The act of watching very cringeworthy videos, pictures, memes, or kids who discovered the internet and very lowkey enjoying it to the point where it becomes a fetish.
"I know this MineCraft playthrough belongs in Hell, but I still came three times while watching this three hour uncut video"
"I think I have a fetish for cemetery porn"
Films regarding the "happily ever after" theme that are normally watched by depressed teens after an intense breakup
Bryan: Hey where is Ayah?
Jeremy: Oh she is at her house watching some mourn porn, Keith Stone really did dump her hard.
Typically say something about your penis size, criticizes your sex life, or is an ad for a sex game. Never click on these ads ever in your life and never give them money. Porn is free, don’t pay for it.
How do these Porn Ads manage to keep accurately guessing the size of my 6mm defeater?
People on the Las Vegas Strip who hand out escort/stripper cards featuring scantily clad women. They attract attention by slapping the cards together.
If you're lucky a porn slapper might sell you their "Girls Direct to You" t-shirt.
When walking in country lanes and coming across a gap in the hedge, it's common place to discover Roadside Porn.
This can either be when porn is left abandoned in a bush, most of the time a pile of magazines that have had to be removed because of fear of being discovered when visitors 'pop round the house'. In some severe cases the roadside porn will be attached to bushes and trees in the clearing.
' Clare, Clare look what I found! '
'What?'
'It's roadside porn!'
'Eww!'
To be 'porn rolled' is like being rick rolled but instead porn comes upon your screen
"Man I got porn rolled after I went to that site you gave me a link for"