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Tommy Two Cents

A guy that no matter how obscure the subject may be always has something to say. Often comments start in the form of a question, then lead to a diatribe on how one can get stronger Abs, or just some other random non associated garbage. Sometimes the person will talk in a whisper and drive everyone insane who is trying to listen, even though nothing that is coming out of that person's food hole is worth listening to. Often these people have names, but are often referred to with just facial expressions.

Hello I am Tommy Two Cents I know about advertising on cow hormones in Africa, which is famous for its ab workouts done in the jungle, similar to how I workout my abs, can you guys hear me? I have a microphone here, but I am not going to use it, because screw you.

by captain fucko March 17, 2018


iq of tommy

the iq of tommy is literally 3.

The iq of tommy is so low that hes mentally retarded

by Yeet Yaw Yeet July 13, 2018


Tommy hacker

An absolute cunt of a man who has a blonde head the shape of a monkeys ballsack. Likes to lick the little kids in parts that are not voluntarily presented to him. If you find yourself in a situation where you ever smell one of his farts, EVACUATE, because sorry man but you’re a goner. Those things can wipe out the entire earth. Also he likes his nostrils being licked so go lick his nostrils if you see him.

Look, there’s Tommy hacker *proceeds to lick his nostrils*

by SpreadingDemCheecks January 6, 2024


Tommy flonker

Tommy flonker originates from a Latin backround and was originally coined by archeologist Jim E. Nu-traun. It is when the male slaps his spouse anywhere on the body and proceeds to scream "Tommy Flonker!". This catches the spouse off gaurd and then he proceeds to grab her and puts his genitalia into the spouses nose.

Me: Dude I really wanna Tommy Flonker my girl
Guy 1: Same

by papijohn November 21, 2017


come ooon tommy

a way to wreck person named tommy and destroy his mental well being. this insult can be used to attack people who mess up in the slightest and you what to show that you noticed it.

when tommy breathed too loud, the room erupted in a chorus of 'come ooon tommy.'

by 948302567829404leprechaun March 23, 2019


Tommy Gunning

Shotgunning a can of Spaghettios as you would a can of beer

Derrick is bulking this week so he’s Tommy Gunning 3 cans a day. That’s like 1200 calories!

by ItalianTrash September 10, 2021


tommy zum

Necalli: Yo Tommy u wanna hop in some ranked with us? oh wait your only diamond ..

Tommy: flip u dude

tommy zum is a word

Necalli: Yo Tommy u wanna hop in some ranked with us? oh wait your only diamond ..

Tommy: flip u dude

by flyMrnugget5 March 17, 2024