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A platform used by young adult Yass Queen Bitches who rose from the ashes of the once popular Tumblr. Since Tumblr is a toxic wasteland full of edgy ‘I’m not like other girls’, the now college student yass queens moved their operations to Twitter to torture the populace for no reason whatsoever. As such, the usual trends on Twitter include ‘cancelling’ people for stuff they said 10 years ago as well as making generic statements regarding social politics and getting retweets for it. When no one cares about them, they spit their dummies out for attention and cry until one of their mates consoles them with ‘YASS QUEEN’, ‘PREACH’ and ‘LOVE YOU’. The emojis you will typically see are as follows:🙄🤷 ♀️🤔🤣😚😙💅🤦 ♀️. Additional signs of a Twitter Yass Queen include acts of slacktivism relating to identity politics (i.e. posting quotes from Cardi B, Billie Eilish and other celebrity Twitter Yass Queens), doxxing people for the shits and giggles and agreeing with their equally insufferable friends.
Human: Why are you such a dick?
Twitter Yass Queen #1: lol go educate yourself, bitch bye lol, all these straight white men really do be annoying 🙄🙄🙄🤷 ♀️🤷 ♀️
Twitter Yass Queen #2: YASS QUEEN, SLAY!!! PREACH 🙌🙌🤔🤔🤔🤗🤗🤗🤗😙😙😙😙💅💅💅💅💅
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a VERY social media platform where a lot of shet goes down :)
"omg that twitter drama was trending #1 last night"
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Converting apolitical or right-wing people into leftists through exposure into "woke" culture or Twitter leftist culture
Let's Twitter-malize the government so it'd be more progressive!
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People on Twitter who have a lot of followers but no actual real friends.
They're friends with other Twitter famous people.
They write loads of stuff on Twitter to make out that they're cool, edgy, and have an exciting life, when in reality, they've no friends and are dying for attention.
Twitter goon
that person is such a Twitter goon. they have hundreds of followers but no friends in real life
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a place where people get horny and masturbate, filled with content that are usually better than ph themselves. 18+ people only are welcomed here
Hey dude, have you joined nsfw twitter yet? I heard it's a lot of fun there.
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people calling out ignorant people that need to be addressed for current inappropriate behavior and/or words
not to be confused with fake woke twitter
Woke twitter, unlike fake woke twitter, addresses relevant, current incidents involving things like discrimination, wrongful shaming/bashing, or making jokes about very serious topics.
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A term used by news bloggers to indicate that a given statement is completely untrue. Maximizes credibility
while simultaneously cultivating a high level of plausible deniability.
Samoa: Omigosh. I just read on my favorite news blog that Canada is breeding dragons in a bid for global domination.
Barbados: That's completely untrue.
Samoa: But they said it was confirmed via Twitter!
Barbados: Oh man. Despite the complete lack of evidence, I totally believe it now. Run for the hills!
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