When you want to go some place 10 blocks away but because of other pick ups you end up driving 40 blocks, zigging and zagging across town.
I’ll be late for dinner honey, I’ve been Uber pooljacked again.
These are the tiny 8 oz water bottles that Uber drivers usually give you during a ride
Mandingo (aka Uber driver): "What's up ladies?"
Kristin: "We're about to hit up that new club and my girls are looking good tonight."
Mandingo: "Yeah your squad is on fleet. Did I say that right?"
Kristin: "Ha. It's actually on fleek!"
Mandingo: "Anyway, there's some water for you in the drink holders."
Kristin: "Omg. I gotta Instagram these little Uber waters. Loves them"
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A type of man who is too lazy to work to support his dope habit so he acts like a Uber cab . He gives rides to random dumb dope whores so he can ride around getting high with these females in hopes of getting laid. He's a type of bum who would rather live this way than to ever grow up enough to support his own dope habit
"Allen just kicked Lydia out again " "Yea. I heard she stole all his shit then called her uber-goob to come pick her up."
A word that describes the act of travelling in a Uber similar to the words walking, running, e.c.t. Made by Jake Gill.
I am uberring to school in a Mercedes.
A term used to describe total extreme pure awsomeness or ownage or pro skill
MESSENGER: MAD MAN! YOU'RE A MAD MAN! THIS IS MADNESS!
LEONIDAS: MADNESS??????
THIS - IS - UBER MADNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Uber Eats is a service similar to Deliveroo, Stuart, DoorDash, and Grubhub. Its basically where you order food from an app, and get it delivered to you. It can also be used as a job, because just about anyone can start driving dor Uber Eats.
Some dude: "Hey, what are you doing for a living?"
That dudes friend: "Oh me? I do Uber Eats for my income."
When Norwegian men misbehave and spill too many secrets they are "uber-salty".
"Karl is uber salty when he drinks tequila, he tells everyones secrets like it ain't no thang"