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when you stick you ass out of a parked car and go to pound town
you can tell he’s an Uber boy by how he sits
When someone is inebriated and slurring their words such that they need to take an Uber ornother ride sharing service.
Man, are you drunk? You are ubering your words.
When you go down on an Uber driver and get a free ride.
Dude, I gave him Uber head to get to the airport.
Running as far as you want in any direction then taking an uber home.
I went uber running earlier. I went 15 miles west, a new record.
I keep my run fresh by uber running.
When I want to explore I go uber running.
Refers to a penis so large that it may sometimes resemble a third leg. If you have this condition, remember that people, especially females, may come up to you and ask to see your uber dick or even touch it.
Wow look at that guys uber dick!
Yeah I saw him at the store he had it slung over his shoulder!
On the Uber driver App, one can spread their "legs" for every option. I can do Uber Pet, Uber Connect, Uber Eats, Uber X Uber XL and in being a Uber driver whore, I can select the "Automatically select" option in the app to continuously be doing a task, never stopping to eat or pee.
Hey man, I've decided to be and Uber driver whore today, I'm not turning down any opportunity to make money and I wanna run all types of trips.
A lively character of the Human Class that represents beliefs through vigorous latent actions to accomplish tasks most would be happy to complete in the simplest fashion. Often of the low grade Military Officer species.
Oh oh here comes Lt. Cornwall, check out all of the reflectors he has on his bike, what an uber goober.