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Divorce and take everything leaving them with nothing.
Take em under the bleachers and move on
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the dumb version of the phrase: to be thrown under the bus.
Mr.V(in front of the whole class) - Some people are really behind on their work. I'm looking at you, Kate.
Kate(whispers to Sawyer) - Why does he always have to put me under the car like that?
Sawyer - ...
Erik - Did you mean 'throw me under the bus'??
Kate - woops
Erik - MR.V, KATE IS DUMB!
Mr.V - I am already aware of that.
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Nice way of saying "shitting in one's pants"
If you starve yourself one day and have a big meal the next, chances are you'll have a defecatory episode under cloth soon.
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another way to say that someone is a B.R.U.N.O.; one who acts like a bruno man who loves muscles and power; usually drives some kind of Ford pick up truck and/or loves the NRA; also see gonzo
Geez, J-Hawk. When did you start acting so Beatnik's Rights Under Neptune's Oar?
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When a large-chested girl is running up the street, her bouncing tits look like two puppies fighting under a blanket.
Look at that bird running for the train...like two puppies fighting under a blanket
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An insult to use against someone who is more retarded an a special needs child.
Hey Wyatt! You smell like piss and shit! Ok Aiden, Shut the fuck up sped kid under the sped class
A common phrase that is written in those little labels/tags that you find in your mattress or pillows (mostly on matresses) that you have the urge to take it off but you may think you're going to pay a huge fee or, perhaps, going to jail. As if there was a hidden super-mega-ant-bacteria size of a camera inside that tag to watch it. Some say "except by consumer" others not. But you'll remove it anyway. Besides... what's the worst thing could happen, hm?
Person 1: I just took off this tag. It says: "do not remove under penalty of law". So cool huh?
Person 2: OMG! You're going to jail!
Person 1: Nah. I'll just put it on my mom's desk.