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Oxford University

Collective noun for a superior group of men.

What a large Oxford University!

by Dr. G. Nius, Oxon. November 9, 2006

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The University Of Kansas

The University Of Kansas is a fine institution located in Lawrence, Kansas. KU is known for having a strong Greek system. KU is on most of the top lists for having a greek system. KU attracts more of the affluent and beautiful people from Johnson County, Wichita, Chicago, Minnesota, and other places around the country. Most of the kids that KU pulled girls and had friends in high school. Most of the kids that were rejects and were ugly fucklings in high school attend Kansas state from KC or Wichita or even western kansas, because they have a better chance of getting into a better house at K-State than they would at KU and they are farm boys. At KU, our greek system has the best of the best kids. We don't like any NF GDI pussy creep fucks in our house like K-State. Vineyard Vines, Southern Tide, and T-shirts with greek letters on them are popular on campus, unlike at kstate, where american eagle and overalls are cool. Here at KU we have one of the best bar scenes in the country, where you will see any bar packed from wednesday to saturday. If you are from Kansas City, you will most likely see your reject high school friends who went off to JCCC, Mizzou, Pitt State, and specifically K-State at the hawk on a weekly basis. If they're are any reasonable examples to prove the reasoning of why KU is the best school in the KC metro area, Drive through Mission Hills (where everybody dreams of living when they are adults) and count how many KU flags there are compared to K-State flags.

K-State fan: Yelling EMAW from the Trailer park in Garden City.
The University Of Kansas fan: Yelling Rock Chalk from a Leawood Mansion.

by mclovin69696969 April 22, 2015

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University Shank.

A Popular term coined after a fatal stabbing of a student at University High school, in Central Florida. The term University Shank is usually used in a joking manner between friends. The Term is used in conjunction with a Jabbing motion, to indicate the stabbing.

Friend 1 Dude you were so blazed last night, you made a fool of yourself
Friend 2. Shut up, University Shank. (Jabs towards friend )
Friend 1 Dude thats no funny, a kid got killed
Friend 2. Shut up, University Shank. (Jabs towards friend )

by meaninglessblob November 26, 2006

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Queen's University

An overrated, privileged school for fuck boi little bastards. They use daddy's line of credit to pay an un-godly sum of money for their heavenly little children to learn how to throw shitty jams. There students free marks an top of that. 95% of their student population is rich kids who went to private schools with daddy's guap. If you rich fucks want your child to come back more retarded than when he/she left, this is the place to be (or Western as a back up)!

McMaster student: Yo fam I heard there's a jam up at Queen's University this weekend for hoco?
Ryerson student: Naw bun the Queen's, those waste yutes bout to catch a defaz straight to the dome.

McMaster student: Ah maybe I'll go up just to slide in with a blonde thooter.

by young buckeroo October 29, 2018

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University of Alabama

12 National Championships in football alone.

UA pwn3s

by root May 14, 2004

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University of Toronto

University of Toronto is one of the most elite institutions in the world. Also referred to as the Harvard of the North thus being the top of the Canadian Ivy Leagues and the top choice of anyone who is 'anyone'. The campus is located in the luxurious upper side of down town Toronto.The pure definition of class, a school of beautiful, well dressed, and smart individuals who possess an elite sense of worth.
University of Toronto students don't have to think they are better then everyone who dosen't go to UofT. They are better.

John: Hey man did you get into University of Toronto?
James: No...
John: Oh really? wow.
James: Arn't you going to ask where I got in?
John: Does it matter?

by icaughtya23 October 22, 2010

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York University

York University is despised upon by other Toronto universities, such as the University of Toronto and Ryerson. It was once ranked #2 on Maxim's 'Sexiest Schools in North America' list. A lot of uptight, yet hot, girls attend this fine institution. Home of the rich and posh whose mommy and daddy buy their education. Known for programs such as the Schulich Business School and Osgoode Hall Law School (which I might add is the largest law school in Canada). It's Political Science program has received accolades and is considered one of the best in the country. Notoriously known for it's left-wing students and professors, and brawls between the Jews and Palestinians.
All hail York!

U of T chick: Nice Louis Vuitton purse. You must be a student at York.
Yorkie girl: Indeed, that is correct.

or

You're a member of the NDP? You must be/or have attended York University before! No one can have such leftist ideals and not be a Yorkie!

by CaptainD August 21, 2005

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