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A method of rating the quality of a hotel mattress by laying on your back and bouncing up and down like a maniac. Ratings are based on how bouncy the bed is and how little noise it makes during the Taudien test. Made famous by world explorer and social media personality William Taudien.
Wow you two were bouncing on that bed
last night like you were pulling a William Taudien!!
The real Solomon Williams is a bit more of a genius who seldom drinks Guinness. He always puts an 's' on the end of 'it' if it's appropriate. He is aware that 'illegal' and 'money' aren't proper nouns and therefore shouldn't be capitalized except at the beginning of a sentence. He also knows the difference between loose and lose. Knows the difference between hacking and simply using the internet.
Damn that Solomon Williams understands proper grammar.
Yes I do.
an absolute chav who is a prick and says shit about others. He tries to get on every girl he sees, and is an absolute nonce
he’s a right curtis williams he’s trying to get on a 7 year old
guy who can't sing whom got a record contract. he usually screws up the lyrics, and isn't original in any of his songs, for he never wrote one of his own songs.
She Bangs: Ricky Martin
I Believe I can fly: R. Kelly or me first and the gimmes
YMCA: the village people
Can you feel the love tonight: Elton john
Verb: The act of a woman or a girl letting her sister win a competition so she does not hurt her feelings. This sibling is usually more passive and eager to please than her sister.
Named after tennis star Venus Williams who would dominate opponents in earlier rounds of tennis tournaments but then often looked terrible when she faced her sister Serena.
Sasha constantly ran a 10.9 in the earlier heats of the 100 M dash but then obviously Venus Williamsed the final race when she ran a 12.1 and lost to her sister Olga.
The most amazin Scot who eva lived...he kicked the english bastards asses until he gets caught and hung, drawn and quartered...Damn the English bastards!!!
They may take our Lives...but theyll never take our FREEDOM