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New York City, brought to you by Upstate NY, paying for New York City since 1919.
The city where people live on other people's money.
student in NYC: Dude, their only giving us a new football field this year.
student in Upstate NY: Hey, we're giving NYC a football field this year so i guess we're stuck running on this gravel track!
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What sheltered kids from the 'burbs think all people from Brooklyn have, even though nobody talks like that anymore.
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really "the shittiest" hockey team in new york. they have a good goaltender, and two new players (gaborik, and yokinen). both 1 year players!!!!!!!!!!!.... their fans usually think their hott shit. but really they are all talk. and they all know well kick their ass. the islanders will rape them when they recover their players from injury.
islanders fans get more ass
ranger fans are usually of jewish religion.
Hey look at that New York Rangers fan over their. look at his curls
girl: Yeah, hes probably jewish.
boy: ***punches him in face***
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A megacity, the biggest city in North America. Wall Street, epicenter of world trades and business, a good place to go broke and wind up living on the streets like most people. NYC is not part with Bronx, Brooklyn, Queens and/or Staten Is. Although most people confused it, NYC is only Manhattan, Ghettos everywhere mostly around the edges of the island. Uptown: Harlem, Spanish Harlem notorious for crack/cocaine fiends, high crime but never reported. It is also home of grea jewish population. As you go down south on the island, there are ghettos with infamous projects with high crime rates. Midtown: Tourist center of the world, you see tourists from every part of the world who are mostly ripped off or musguided on purpose, unfortunately. Downtown (SoHo, NoHo, Tribeca, LES, The Villages, Little Italy, Chinatown and the Financial District): Dangerous but only in some parts. Little Italy filled with mobsters who work with the NYPD. Chinatown, 2nd home of the bootleg DVD's after Harlem, which is the capital of bootlegs. Also home of chinese triads and gangs. The Villages as you all might know, flamboyant people aka Homosexuals. And the financial district, where money is made and people go broke afterwards. Manhattan is a tough city to live in, as the saying goes "If you make it here in NYC, you can make it anywhere". look up the rest of the 4 boroughs for definitions.
New York City is the capital of the world.
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Once the capital of the United States. Apparently it was such a horrible place they moved it to some other place. NYC continues this reputation today by transporting its infestation to a paradise known as south Florida, thus ruining it forever.
Homer Simpson: New York City is a hellhole. And you know how I feel about hellholes!
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sports freak, sports freak, sports freak....do you live in a parallel universe? lol
it was the EARLY 80s that the Islanders won their 4 straight cups (1980-83).
Would have tied Montreal's record for 5 straight if they would have beaten the Oilers in the 84 finals.
The New York Islanders hold the record as both a U.S. based team and an expansion team, to have the most consecutive cup wins.
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A sex move in which the man cums on the woman's face, then proceeds to rip off some of her pubes and throw them at aforementioned cummed upon face. If done correctly, the pubes adhere to the semen, creating a "hairy" effect.
Bill: Holy shit, I gave Karen such a raging New York Haircut that she couldn't sit down for two days.
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