steve jobs-ing

When you take acid and are productive.

I'd rather not lay and look at the clouds all day I have work to do; I'm Steve Jobs-ing

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Reckless White People-ing

Any activity of reckless nature, almost always performed by white people. Such as set themselves on fire, jumping into a cactus nude or petting great white sharks

What the hell is Brad doing with that tiger?

Reckless white people-ing

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hot dog taco-ing

An action when a person of the male sex and a person of the female sex are naked and rubbing their genitalia against one another. This action is very similar and close to actual intercourse; however, there is no actual penetration. Rather, the male penis (hot dog) merely rubs against the female vagina (taco). Hot dog taco-ing could lead to pregnancy, so one must be smart and use protection.

a.)"Yo man, did you and Taylor have sex yet?"
"No bro, but we got close, we definitely did the ~hot dog taco-ing~."

b.)"Man, me and Emma did some hot dog taco-ing last night, and it felt soo good. I almost got in."

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totem pole-ing

Totem pole-ing happens during a threesome, and is when you sit on your taller homie's shoulders and the woman is giving the taller guy (the man touching the ground) head, while you (on top of your friend's shoulders) eat her out.

My friend and I were totem pole-ing the hottest babe in our class last night.

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H-ing my J

When you think someone is joking but they are actual serious

You’re h-ing my j right now.

Wet Clothing (cloth-ing)

The feeling and sound that your cum filled arse cheeks make as you walk

Make sure to cum in my arse this time... I'm not in the mood to be wet clothed

It was really awkward wet clothing (cloth-ing) past your parents this morning

Steve Jobs-ing

To be productive while on LSD

I'd rather not lay back and watch the clouds all day. I have work to do; I'm steve jobs-ing

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