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on may 2nd we will kick a boys balls !
girl 1 - omg it’s national kick a boys balls day let’s go !
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having 3.5 grams of meth or coke in your asshole so the cops search you and do not find it
i got an eight ball in my corner pocket(get bucked)young buck
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When Sonia is so bad at 8 ball that she cheats but deep down she knows she just sucks at the game so bad that she gets jealous and calls people short because she knows she super fucking short.
Sonia sucks at 8 ball. You know she’s just terrible at the game.
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april 7th is national kick men in the balls day for being disrespectful fucks
person 1: hey have you heard that tomorrow is national kick a man in the balls day!?
person 2: yeah, im so excited!
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like to lick "big sussy black mario balls"
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The cannon balls on a man o' war were stacked and held in place by a brass ring on the deck known as a brass monkey. In cold weather the sea spray would turn to ice thus freezing the cannon balls together and onto the ring.
Hence the expression "It's cold enough to freeze balls on a brass monkey" or simply "brass monkey weather". Note that the correct phrase is "on" NOT "off" a "brass monkey". The expression is often corrupted to hint at an association with a man's testicles balls
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someone who squashes sandwiches
girl1: u ball bashing mother fucking bastard
girl2: wat?
girl1: u squashed my sandwiches!
girl2: sorry, forgive me
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