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Pertains only to the male species.
After days of not receiving penil satisfaction a man gives in to his needs and goes yard with an unattractive woman. It is the exact moment when the man cums inside of this woman while staring her in the eye. He then realizes that he just finished a rendezvous with one of the ugliest woman he's ever met.
He decides this isn't the only wrong thing he's been doing with his life. He goes on to straighten completely out and become an outstanding citizen. After about a week of not getting poon he will likely get desperate and engage in the act again.
I'm serious man, just fuck an ugly girl when you're desperate. I quit smoking and started doing all of my homework just because of that post-sex revelation.
7π 4π
My girlfriend is an ultimate sex goddess.
15π 3π
When a man walks across the road to his friend's house, knocks on the door and finds his friend's girlfriend stood there in the nude with nothing but a bra and a black thong, pressumably drunk. Man asks why she's naked and she suggests that she wants some hard fucking. She grabs the man's crotch and pulls him upstairs into the bedroom for some sex. Once in the bedroom, she pulls down his jeans, pants and gives him the best blowjob of his life. Man moans in pleasure and pulls her head even further in for the blowjob. Woman then finishes blowjob by swallowing the cum and then asks man to remove thong. Man does and sucks her giant tits and gives the woman a Dirty Pompeii. Woman moans in pleasure and presents her anus so the man can Do Her Doggystyle. Man proceeds to Do Her and fingers her clit while fucking her. He also jiggles her huge tits rubs her vagina. They continue to have passionate sex then when it ends they spoon for a while before man leaves. After about 9 months, man hears from friend that his wife is pregnant and seems unsuspecting about their passionate romp. Man visits hot neighbour later and she confirms it's his baby: Guilty Neighbour Sex.
Jake: George experienced Guilty Neighbour Sex last week after he saw hot Amber. His friend doesn't even know the kid's his!
Mike: What the hell!
Jake: Oh yeah! I forgot you're Amber's boyfriend!
17π 11π
Having sex inside of a dressing room at a major retail store while being as quiet as possible.
After trying on clothes in front of one another, Bella and Dixie were so horny that they engaged in dressing room sex before the store closed.
26π 19π
The story of blind love is one about loving someone who doesnt love you back.
The mythical Tale follow's the two gods, Pothus or Ξ ΞΏΞΈΞΏΟ (god of sex) and Chrysus or Ξ§ΟΟ
ΟΞΏΟ (god of gold).
The story show's the ignorance of men. Pothus is God of sex, and could make any God fall in love with him, This makes him forget about Chrysus, the only god who loved him for more than his sexual powers. Chrysus was worth more than the others but he could not see it.
The story and many alternate endings: one where Chrysus moves on and Pothus is left with no one, One where Pothus gets married and Chrysus is left with a deep pain everyday, One where Pothus realizes his mistake and they get together, and one where they split and lead different lifes.
Other Variations of the story include:
The story of Sex and Gold.
The story of Pothus and Chrysus
The story of james and hiranya
The story of the gods of Sex and gold.
The Value of Gold and sex
The story of Hiranya's golden love for James God of sex.
The story of Sex and Gold:
Pothus and Chrysus first meet in spring. By summer they are in almost in love. Although Pothus loves Chrysus deep down; He forms many relationships with other gods. Eventually Pothus puts his love for Chrysus aside, and only returns for her when his relationships fail. Chrysus grows ever more in love with him, but stays in the deep pain of not being loved equally back. Pothus is Blinded by the attenttion of others that he cannot see the gold that loves him already.
12π 7π
Real sex doll, is human, and female, wants anything, do whatever to her, there is no limit in her choice, she wants to be used.
"Dude, last weekend I hooked up with a real sex doll, I was able to do anything, nsa, no fbw, just used her, that's she wanted."
15π 9π
A person who wants to have sex all day long. They are either thinking about it. Working toward getting it or having it at almost all times!
I was rubbing Alicia's shoulders...next thing you know I've got my pants off getting a smoker! That girl is a sex t-rex, we fucked all night!
It wasn't until the next morning I realized how many miles of cock had already beat that moose knuckle into submission!
19π 13π