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When you accidentally accept someone's Facebook friend request on your phone in your pocket.
I accidentally butt-ccepted my manager's Facebook friend request after avoiding it for a year.
Wow I can't believe what a butt sucker 3000 Vanessa is being today.
A thread that is ingested then must be pulled out of the anus after going through the digestive systems. Usually happens to animals.
Ex. Puppy ate the top of the food bag to get to the food and swallowed the string. Now you have to pull out the butt thread hanging from their anus.
When you think you can trust a fart but a little shit comes out, then later get to the shitter to find yourself pissing out your ass
Foreman - “where the hell did you go?”
You - “sorry I almost shit myself and had to go to the bathroom and let loose a load of chunky butt piss”
person you meet pretty regularly to do Brazilian Butt Lifts togheter👭 aka your soulmate at this point
A:"Have you planned something for tomorrow?"
B: "Yes Queen B👸! I'm gonna BBL with my Brazilian Butt Lift Bestie"
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Technical term for the freely cord used to prevent skydivers not specifically tailored to their rig from falling out of the harness. Rumored to add a special something to the seated canopy position.
"Dang, if it wasn't for that butt bungee I would have had an entire rig cutaway."
"Does this butt bungee make my ass look dummy thick or is it just me?"
A woman age 27-42 that has a mom butt.
Those yoga pants really show off Misty’s MMB (Millennial Mom Butt).