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Alabama sex toy

This is a woman's index finger when used as a substitute for a dildo; so-called because by default it can be still used in Alabama, where sex toys are illegal.

Jennifer had no date that night, so she planned a quiet TV movie, a bubble bath, and her Alabama sex toy

by Elvis Wearing a Bra on Head March 16, 2010

22๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


horny minus sex

the feeling of being horny, without wanting to have sex (making out, kissing on chest, no shirts, wanting to be 'aggressive')

During the movie i felt like i just couldnt stop kissing him, every time pulled away, i would take his face in my hands and pull him back to me. it was like being horny minus sex!

by I need him NOW October 13, 2008

36๐Ÿ‘ 29๐Ÿ‘Ž


murder scene sex

Sex involving female ejaculation, semen, vaginal blood and possibly (hopefully) anal excretions. The resulting setting resembles a typical murder scene with evidence strewn about the room, particularly on the curtains.

Dude, Monday morning my mom walked into my bedroom and asked me if I'd had murder scene sex last night.

by Teepo Dale December 31, 2005

21๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


abercrombie & fitch sex

Slutty pictures on the walls of an abercrombie store. Often making out men and women or just men. Often naked models with large gentiles and muscular/curvy figures. A.K.A. Child or adult pornography.

Guy 1: Look at that hot A&F models boobs. I'm so horny and turned on!!
Guy 2: Holy crap! I just wanna shove my face in that little skinny girls boobs!
Guy 3: I wish I was that guy model who is groping and French kissing that women model!
Guy 4: That's abercrombie & fitch sex for you!

by That hot chick January 27, 2014

8๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


sex hat trick

It's when a guy comes in a girls ass and her pussy and then she'll swallow it within 24 hours

I just did a sex hat trick

by Freejkb May 26, 2016

9๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


eternal sex god

Matthew/Matt/Matto

Wow... All heil the eternal sex god, Mattho!

by Eternal_Sex_God December 26, 2016

15๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Putrid Sex Object

Donald Trump's dick.

I can't imagine anyone being turned on by this putrid sex object.

by boisterousoyster July 4, 2018

52๐Ÿ‘ 46๐Ÿ‘Ž