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A question to ask when someone rips your face off thinking that you're wearing a mask like on Scooby Doo.
Peter: A SKELETON!!!
Old Man Withers: Can I have my face back?
Peter: No! You're going to jail!
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That weird fetish were someone sits on other face and who is being "sit faced" enjoys it because... Ass.
Guy: Can you sit on my face?
Girl: *sighs* Sure... *sits on his face*
Guy: YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
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Something that the world is full of. Every time you look around, you're bound to see one; Your teacher, your boss, class mates, co-workers, people on the internet, friends, the guy walking behind you, you, the person standing infront of you in the que, people working the tills at shops, people walking their dogs.....
Everyone in the world but me, is a Stupid fucking prick-faced cunt features.
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the woman lies down, face up, with her legs lifted and spread apart. The man lowers himself between her legs, face down, with his head facing the same way as her feet. He enters her in reverse.
EVERYBODY: lets do man ontop woman facing away!!!
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Refers to falling asleep or passing out with friends around. Then awaking to some prank that involves a penis on your face, whether drawn on or actually a penis on your face.
"Hey remember when he was the first person to fall asleep at your house?"
"Yeah, he totally woke up with a penis on his face"
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A character from the game Dead by Daylight. This is the best killer because he can crouch and teabag the survivors. He's a horrible psychopath but also a funky little guy.
A : I love Danny "Jed Olsen" Johnson The Ghost Face !
B : Please get help.
someone who likes to suck cock and lick scrotum
i am a Mong-faced Cock-suckling Scrotum-muncher, and I will not be shamed for it anymore. I came out to my parents last week and they said "at least you don't play League of Legends", the look on their faces when i told them i did. i was kicked out the house, but i was allowed to keep my captian levi body pillows.