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The way to describe a girl who has heavenly curves that are twice as thick as the normal girl and her intellect is too which can lead to misleading her into some pleasureful activities for both parties. (Arizona and some other states have thicker amounts of asphalt on their roads due to high temperatures.)
Darrin: The new girl at work is something else. She's round in all the right places! She's an all-a-round girl!
Bob: Oh, you mean Shandi? She sure gets my attention!
Darrin: Yep. Mang! I'd like to spend some time alone with her.
Andy: I've talked to her a few times. She's dumb. I think I could talk her into doing some things. Wonderful things!
Darrin: So, you're telling me she's as hot as Arizona asphalt and twice as thick?
Andy: Being from Needles, I can firmly state that to be true!
Deficating in a sock and masterbating into it. Afterward the biggest douch on the jail block is selected and blanket partied. This sends the clear message that everyone is tired of their shit. Best paired with the Tallahassee gas mask to maximize the message of community disdain.
The cell block served Big John with a state penatentury hot pocket supreme last night because he was a major douche bag. Using a shit and cum filled sock big john was served a state penatentury hot pocket supreme while he was sleeping.
Hey bro can you stick your candy cane in my hot chocolate
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What the school slut will ask you to do to her in the dumspter in the back of the school when it is 100 degrees outside. She will possibly get sunburned in the process.
Today, it was 100 degrees outside. The school slut, Emily, came up to me and asked "Oh daddy, can you please fuck me under the hot sun?" So I got her pregnant in the dumpster outside the cafateria door and left her there.
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When somebody messes with something you like
I told bob don't touch my hot sauce when he tried to steal my food.
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Something that doesn't exist, but insecure people say they have it to make it seem like they have any sort of self esteem. And apparently my friend, Madyson has it.
"Dude look at that girl, she definitely has Being So Fucking Hot Syndrome."
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When two big burly black men get in a fighting ring together and end up having sex and licking each others cum out of their assholes and then they pick the biggest one out of the crowd and gangrape them
Tyrone and Shaquise had big hot gay men buttsex in the ring the other day and then buttraped my buddy Eric.
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