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What a friendly old man tends to use to convince people to help him with something that will help humanity as a whole.
Old man: X-BLADE!
(Please use the darkness.)
Disobedient teenager: Why would I use the darkness?
Old man: X-BLADE!
(Because it's for everyone's sake.)
Teenager: Okay I DON'T believe you.
Old man: X-BLADE!
(Mega Destruction Dark Ball of Darkness and Destruction)
Teenager: Ouchi ouch!
Old man: X-BLADE!
(Use the darkness.)
Teenager: okay sure
Old man: X-BLADE!
(You will even get my expert diplomatic skills by using it)
Teenager, who is also an old man now: X-BLADE!
(Okay I believe you.)
A stick of butter rolled in chocolate powder mix and sandwiched between 2 toaster pastries.
Eric Cartman had one the episode he went to fat camp, cleverly entitled "fat camp"
Eric: Mom can you go make me a toaster pastry chocolate mix butter ball?
Ms. Cartman: im expecting company why dont you go make it yourself
Eric: god i have to do everything around here
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National Kick men's Balls day is a day that anyone can kick any mans balls whenever they want on April 25th
Person 1: what is national kick mens balls day?
Person 2: national kick men's Balls day is a day that anyone can kick a man's balls in revenge for national rape day which is a day before national kick men's Balls day
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Explitive. Cus. like damh, dang, bolloks
After stubbing his toe Jonney shouted "Cock Balls Piss Pants and Fury"!
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Yet another Southern way to describe something as being extremely fucking hot.
Peggy Mae, turn down the fucking heat, it's hotter than a three balled tom cat in here!!!
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COCK AND BALL TOUTURE IS BACK BABY AND ITS COMING FOR URBAN DICTIONARY
COCK AND BALL TOUTURE 2 COCK BOOGALO IS SO COOL
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A base ball bat with two base balls.
" Lets play two way base ball patrick" said spongebob
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