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The most uncomfortable,yet entertaining sex education show on MTV
This week, on Sex with mom and dad
Girl: I love sex
Mom: Sex is bad
Doctor: How do you feel about that?
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When two people are fucking either by a window or in a public location and the sex fluids manage to make their way onto an innocent by stander.
I was walking by and open window when jizz fell into my eye. I have become a victim of second hand sex.
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Intercourse with an obese female.
"That girl stayed at Mark's place last night."
"Ewwww..Mark is having fat girl sex
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A Mandatory Sex Party is a party where once you walk in the door, you are obligated to have sex. These parties often disguise themselves as costume parties, birthday parties, or baby showers. But THEN as soon as they entice people in the door, they are all "guess what this actually is? It's a mandatory sex party, bitch!"
Then the raping would commence.
"Last night, I went to my friends halloween party, only to discover that it was ACTUALLY one of his crazy Manditory Sex Parties. I had to get 7 stiches in my asshole and 9 in my mouth.
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A goat that has been trained to have sex with humans. They are sometimes taked to an orgy as a curosity and to make it more kinky. Makes a good pet for a pervert.
John's got one of those sex trained goats.
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It's a t-shirt for sale at the side of urban dictionary definitions by a lovely smiling blond girl. Awwww.
Look to your right, they'll be a lady hawkin those "sex do it for the kids" t-shirts ---->
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The moment the penis enters the vagina, climax is reached by the female participant. And in the males rage of not mutually climaxing. He kills her and she dissapears much like a video game, but never to respawn.
Only achieved by one man. Charles Ray Norris
"My wife is to sensitive, so last night i gave her a little Chuck Norris sex"
-Chuck Norris
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