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Hello sir, I like to eat face

An expression meaning to Eat Face, used by politicians, especially Republicans.
Also can be used as a Catch Phrase for Lisa Simpson of "The Simpsons" who is currently the only one on there without one.
But mostly it's a friendly greeting implying to do something digusting.

Hello, sir. How are you. I'm pretty good. How the kids? Good, huh. Oh yeah! I almost forgot to tell you. I LIKE TO EAT FACE!

by Peach July 24, 2003

13πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž


Someone who's never been punched in the face

A sardonic, informal term used to address an obnoxious person. Especially one who often says things to unfairly upset or demean others. It is based on the premise that because people have always chosen to physically restrain themselves around the person in question, they've never had to stop, reconsider and change their offensive behavior.

God, Moe Lester is always such an insufferable little asshole. He's definitely someone who's never been punched in the face.

by NibbaDestroyer April 8, 2021

2πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


The face you see before you die

It’s Britney Spears

Falololololol the face you see before you die

by OPCatloverTCG August 14, 2021

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


futhermucker shit face dick headed leach

Usually a term used for assholes and/or fuckboys

Girl 1: hey what's wrong?

Girl 2: nothing, just went through a tuff break up.

Girl 1: Aw, what did that futhermucker shit face dick headed leach do?

by DoritosRlife May 1, 2016

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Give me your face

When a man dominates a female and pulls his hard throbbing cock out and he gets her on her knees he puts his hands on her face and then says "give me your face" and starts hard stroking

You know i love it when you give me your face

by Creamycameltoe69 September 14, 2018

2πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


can i have my face back

A phrase hypothetically asked when one notices that another is blatantly staring at them.

Braedon looks up to see the class fag, Andrew staring at him.
"What, Andy?"
"Oh...nothing." Andrew continues to stare.
"Damn, can I have my face back?"
Andrew busts out crying at the class bursts out in laughter, ridiculing the gay fag.

by Braedon15 October 2, 2008

22πŸ‘ 45πŸ‘Ž


Fucking Motherfucking shit dick cunt fuck face

when you get really pissed off at someone and put swear words together to make an insult that doesn't make much sense

dickhead: oi! i slept with your mum last night

you: fucking motherfucking shit dick cunt fuck face!

dickhead: what?

you: never mind

by pioneer2108 December 29, 2011

34πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž