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When you get in an argument with your spouse or significant other, give them a firm scolding, and then force them to have unprotected intercourse.
Danny told his wife he was by upset about the rude tone she used in front of their kids. Once he gave her a stern dog raw dog, she never crossed him again.
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A phrase used to show the most disrespect possible while suggesting the listener Get fucked, fuck off, eat a dick,
You are of the opinion that I should handle this situation differently? I have an idea, why don’t you suck a dog dick and mind your own business!
Doggie style intercourse with a hairy woman.
Dude, I did a shaggy dog with that Kardashian chick!
The result of male masturbation, specifically in the shower, where the combination of water, soap/shampoo/conditioner and vigorous repetition of masturbatory movements results in a cole slaw like appearance on the penis.
David didn’t get any satisfaction from his wife so he ended his shower with a slaw dog.
A dick trick. A man pulls his penis through his legs, in between his butt cheeks, and through the top of the butt cheeks, resembling a hot dog, with more meat than bun. Those who have mastered the hot dog in the bun touch their lower back with ease.
The first sighting of the hot dog in the bun was in a hockey dressing room in Bancroft, Ontario, when a light bulb went off in a players head and he had to show the boys. Gilly's father, some 55 years old at the time seemed to be the most impressed.
The hot dog trick is a rare feat, most try and fail in the mirror at home, rather than a live dressing room performance. Most claim their butt or choda is too large for the feat, several claim they would be happy to reach their butthole.
Don't try this at home.
Oh my god he did the hot dog in the bun, he's touching his lower back.
Jesus christ, don't pull on it so hard, you're going to rip the damn thing off
Your cock is like stretch armstrong.
Grandma, you know your grandson can touch his lower back with his pecker
A large dicked fat man molesting you.
I hope he doesn't Trev-Dog Tickle me!