Jay and Silent Bob Get struck

A movie where Jay and Silent Bob (or Jaycie/Jayla and Silent Roberta) get struck by an angel.

Script for Jay and Silent Bob Get struck-

Rufus/Rufina- You masturbate more than anybody.

Jay/Jaycie/Jayla- Yea, tell me something I don't know.

Rufus/Rufina- When you do it, you're thinking about fuckin midgets.

Jay/Jaycie/Jayla (to Silent Bob/Roberta)- Dude, not all the time.

At strip club-

Rufus/Rufina- What the fuck are you doing here?

Jay/Jaycie/Jayla- Trying to prove to this tubby bastard I ain't a pedophile.

Get your Minivan on

To engage in sexual relations while in a minivan.

going 90 down the interstate while your friend is having sex in the back with some fat chick Get your Minivan on.

Quit proselytizing for a religion you don't believe in so you don't have to get a real job

You fucking failure.

Hym "Quit proselytizing for a religion you don't believe in so you don't have to get a real job. That's the real fear, isn't it? That I WILL be perfectly happy with a materialistic life. Your values... Your ethics... Your morality.... All rendered moot by the man who doesn't need your 'wisdom' or your God. That's why you're being deliberately obtuse. Because when I suceed, I won't need any of you."

Getting Briaed

When you're in a relationship with someone, then they ask to break up or go on "a break" but still fuck with you

Me: She keeps saying she wants space and when I give it to her she texts me or calls me or flirts with me.

You: Ohhh so you're getting briaed. You give her what she wants but then she keeps you close "as a friend" but does more.

Me: Yeah!? Exactly that how did you know??

You: I've been through it before LOL!

gets on my pecs

An expression in response to something that really annoys.

All this faffing about gets on my pecs.

Tall Trees get cut down

The act of smashing a female who is taller than you.

Homie: ayo fam would you fuck a tall girl?
Homie 2: Hell yeah nigga tall trees get cut down too.
Homie: Facts

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get up shacks

get up shacks an unwanted attack from a party of people looking to attack those vulnerable to their surroundings offen used as code word to attack depending on how much of a pussy they are

joe,"hey aidan how are you"
aidan"im fine thanks pal u"
joe" get up shacks"
james" cba"
luis" fuck of joe"
aidan"joe do u need help bro"