n. - the human deceased state shortly after death in which the rigid yet soft, pinkish disposition resembles a hot dog.
If Louie fucks with Chuckles he'll be doing a hot dog impression by dawn.
Something that is really nasty
Uuhhhhhhgggggg this coleslaw is so gross you could puke a dog off a gut wagon!
Having sex while the female defacates
Gave my wife a dog n' log last night
an annoying ass creature that will tear up sheets, beg for food to the point where you cant say no, and that stares at you while you do everything and ANYTHING...
*changing clothes*
annoying dog: stares intensely
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*walking into apartment after long day at work ready to lay down*
annoying dog: I RIPPED AND PEED ON YOUR BED
(all you hear is loud high pitched barking)