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wanting to be alone with a certain someone based off the situation you are in.
Sitting in your room, and a girl/guy walks by that you notice is very good looking and you are with other people at the time so you either think to yourself or yell out loud...Can I Get A Hot Tub!
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Basically the new Beatles. Everyone on this planet likes at least one song by RHCP.
Guy 1: "I brought my RHCP cd for the road trip, I hope that's alright with you guys.
Guy 2: "Nah I don't really like them.
Guy 1: "Well what about the songs californication, scar tissue, fight like a brave, by the way, can't stop, dani california, aeroplane, otherside, or venice queen?"
Guy 2: "Oh, Red Hot Chili Peppers, yeah they kick ass.
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Gary: I have to bust ass.
Jennifer: that smells like hot air over a turd!
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An elaborate way to rank girls in which any passerby will not be able to decipher quickly enough to judge you for objectifying women. A female's rank is determing by three numbers, explained as follows:
(a number one through ten for hotness) / (a 1 or a 0 - 1 for bangable, 0 for not) / (if a 0 above, this number is the BAC that would be required to bump her up to a 1)
"I'd give her a 4.6 over 0 over .13 on the hotness scale 2.0."
"Seriously? I'd give her a 5 over 1."
"Fuck, man, I wouldn't mess with that unless I was bombed."
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penis in your pussy...
hey babe can you throw the hot dog down the hallway
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Basically just a reverse alabama hot pocket, in which the female inserts her vagina lips into the male's asshole as he proceeds to blow out copious amounts on feces inside the uterine walls.
can also be called "texas tuna melt"
Man that girl is one kinky bitch! i gave her sarah's own texas hot pocket to last her a lifetime last night
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A sexual act where the male inserts a candle into his belly button and lights it as the female rides him frantically.
I thought your mom was kinda vanilla but she actually rides a mean cat on a hot tin roof.
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