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Doing better than what you claim
A:Mohit claimed to fail the exam but got 60
B: Don't mind him,he is just pulling off a Kuu
The act of pleasuring oneself with Nickelodeon's trademarked Gak product; preferably while watching any Nickelodeon, Snick, Nick at Night, Nicktoons, TeenNick or Nick Jr. program (Double-Dare, All That, Power Rangers, etc.)
I won't be able to make it to the party this evening. There is a Are You Afraid of the Dark marathon on Nickelodeon that I will be Gaking-off to all night.
To stimulate ones tits or ass while pleasuring their self. Alternatively "gaking-off" can be used for a direct substitution of "fucking about", "dicking around", "wasting time", making one's own potions by hand instead of efficiently or effectively.
"I thought we were going out last night but i walked into his room while he was gaking-off covered tits to ass with cocoanut oil and peanut butter. Poor Holly".
"The rest of the team is all geared up waiting to start the raid, but he's gaking-off mixing clean rannar weeds with vials of water".
The act of surfing online catalogs or auction sites such as craigslist or ebay, looking at lots of things that get you excited but that you can't afford. You know you will never have them, but you do it anyways because it feels good while you are doing it. Too bad you will hate yourself almost immediately after. The term comes from spending too much time looking at used cars on the popular Canadian classifieds site, Kijiji.
He was sitting at the back of the class all day just kijijacking off to used Aston Martins on ebay.
let it go, a common derby term
yeh break up with him, just lowe it off
The purest and most potent chemical fart that a person can produce as a result of farting when needing to poo.
Context: When you hold onto a brown monstrosity that is awaiting birthing, the godless ball of cursed sulphuric hell will persistently emit strong, disgraceful gas, whilst sitting in its forbidden fleshy purgatory. The gas must be exorcised immediately to avoid a sighting of the four brown horsemen, a documented sign of the impending aPoocalypse. The smell will resemble the inside of a large rotting Wildebeest corpse in summer and will risk the owner dangerously close to defecating themselves.
Bloody hell what smells like half digested road kill covered in diarrhoea?
Sorry, Im desperate to shit and farted, it was pure wind off a stone.
Thanks for ruining thanksgiving, grandma.
The purest and most potent chemical fart that a person can produce as a result of farting when needing to poo.
Context: When you hold onto a brown monstrosity that is awaiting birthing, the godless ball of cursed sulphuric hell will persistently emit strong, disgraceful gas, whilst sitting in its forbidden fleshy purgatory. The gas must be exorcised immediately to avoid a sighting of the four brown horsemen, a documented sign of the impending aPoocalypse. The smell will resemble the inside of a large rotting Wildebeest corpse in summer and will risk the owner dangerously close to defecating themselves.
Bloody hell what smells like half digested road kill covered in diarrhoea?
Sorry, Im desperate to shit and farted, it was pure wind off a stone.
Thanks for ruining thanksgiving, grandma.