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where girls lick caviar off of a guys balls on friday, march 12
Lick caviar off my balls day is tomorrow i can’t wait to lick caviar off my boy friends balls
A term of great surprise, usually yelled and used without conscious thought.
Normal:What you get on your test retard
Retard: An A+
Normal:LICK MY BALLS AND CALL ME SKIPPY!!!
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Snarky remark you make when feeling between a rock and a hard place, because you are demanded to take a decision you are powerless, incapable, or unwilling to take.
Headline: "I don´t have a crystal ball", President Obama said when asked about a five-year Afghanistan exit strategy.
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used to refer to how much Gigli actually sucked
At the screening of GIGLI , Jean says " Damn , this movie sucks the warts off a dead dogs' balls "
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A person, place, or thing that is mindblowingly awesome to the point where it is Hella Fucking Balls-off-the-Wall Awesome. This type of intensity may cause someone and others around them to explode or spontaneously combust.
Daniels sunglasses where so Hella Fucking Balls-off-the-Wall Awesome him and his friends caught on fire then exploded causing the remains to fly in all different directions.
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you’re probably 7 years old if you say this or using it to be un-funny
Person: Tell me a joke
Child:Knock knock
Person: who’s there
Child: DEEZ NUTS SUSSY AMONG US BALLS
Person: i ain’t saying that you stereotypical fnf kid
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This is a day where everyone is allowed to kick someone in the balls
Stacy: Can i kick your balls?
John: of course not
Stacy: its march 18 national kick balls day
John: oh no