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Wind off a stone

The purest and most potent chemical fart that a person can produce as a result of farting when needing to poo.

Context: When you hold in a brown monstrosity that requires birthing, the godless ball of cursed sulphuric pain will persistently emit strong, thick gas, whilst trapped in its humid meat purgatory. The gas must be exorcised immediately to avoid a sighting of the four brown horsemen, a well documented sign of the impending aPoocalypse. The smell will resemble the inside of a large rotting Wildebeest corpse in summer and will risk the owner dangerously close to defecating themself.

Bloody hell what smells like half digested road kill covered in diarrhoea?
Sorry, Im desperate to shit and farted, pure wind off a stone.
Thanks for ruining Thanks Giving again, Grandma.

by Windy Frank June 6, 2024


talk a tin ear off a brass monkey

To talk incessantly. A colloquialism. Origin. Gert Godfrey or likely one of her ancestors.

Adrian could talk a tin ear off a brass monkey

by James B. Beam May 27, 2023


haunch off

A verbal battle between two alpha males in order to find out who the real haunch is.

(If two people who think highly of themselves are arguing) "Woah, looks like we got a lil haunch off going"

by hsiidabjkb April 20, 2020


Urk Off

Masturbating to the 1989-1998 show, Family Matters. Term derived from the character Steve Urkel.

Timmy changed the channel to TBS, which at the time was playing an old episode of Family Matters. He then proceeded to Urk Off.

by Dr. Robotron 3000 September 19, 2010


Off the Sticks

The current name for a game that was in the works by Dani.

Off the Sticks may or may not be worked on again when Karlson 3D is finished.

by bruhthisismyhandle September 3, 2021


drop it off the nearest cliff

Said when you want someone to drop a conversation subject once and for all.

Boy: should Hillary Clinton be arrested for uranium one?

mother : I don't know what uranium one is and drop it off the nearest cliff with your Hillary Clinton obsession. It's not your business to arrest anyone.

by Sexydimma October 24, 2017


Poppin dudes off

The act of a group of three or more gentlemen ejaculate forcefully into one's nostrils until pressure builds so high that one's ear drum pops off ejecting seman from the ears.

Hey Bro!.... You tryin' to pop some dudes off?!

Last night a few buddies and I went and popped some dudes off.

Yeah you know we poppin dudes off out here!

by Bingsing February 21, 2011