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Nerf gun sex is were you invert your penis into a nerf gun
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An odd practice of couples' who wait until their kid(s) are at school or away from home to then have sex in the child's room.
I don't know why, but Rebecca and I have the greatest sex when little Billy is away at camp. We have kid's room sex in Billy's bed and it's like nothing else!
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It is illegal to not have sex with brendon if he ask
You have to fuck him have you never heard of brendon’s sex law!
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sex a couple has right before they break up.
Joe: I'm sorry about the break up man. Did you guys at least have a break up sex?
Alex: Nah. I really wanted to, but I don't think she was up for it.
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A greasy redneck sexual activity, where one wears long tube socks, a wife-beater shirt and 'whoops and hollers' for the duration of the copulation. Usually involves unnatural thrusting, and posturing that invokes humiliation.
She awoke in the morning, sore in the thigh and reeking of pork rhinds and Southern Butt Sex.
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When your cellphone vibrates and you stick it up your vagina . Pretty much having sex with your phone .
A: Wow, what vibrate setting is your phone one? B: High A: That`s the best for cell phone sex.
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A movement that seeks to make it a law where if any guy wants to have sex with any woman anywhere that he can file a mandatory sex request to have mandatory sex with her vand if she can't come up with a very good reason why not she has to have sex with him or go to jail or prison.
Founded by a bunch of guys sitting around a table at hooters.
John is in the mandatory sex movement.
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