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Dust off of the keyhole

Female Masturbation

I think tonight is worth an old Dust off of the keyhole eh?

by dontlookatmeimtooinnocent May 28, 2017


blown off course

(Being, verb): in Nordic countries such as Canada, coming late to work because of a snowstorm or icestorm.

I was almost blown off course today cuz of the weather; however, being blown off course is not an excuse.

by Sexydimma April 13, 2015


mexican roll-off

When you have two people equally good at rolling, and neither potential roller wants too.

Spam: "Do y'all wanna roll?"

Jomesly and idabeth "Nah we good."

All : " I guess we got ourselves a Mexican roll-off"

by City fuck June 18, 2017


Tracker-off

Someone/Something say somethingoff track” in a sentence/phrase.

Don’t be a tracker-off

by Developer05.4 June 30, 2023


The Pooper Scooper Lick Me Off

When you dunk your balls into a toilet filled with shit and puke that has sat there for hours and then let a girl lick it off your balls. PSLMO for short. It can be performed where any toilet is convenient, yes even at a bar toilet or even a minimart toilet

Jimmy performed The Pooper Scooper Lick Me Off on a girl named Grace. Sean did the PSLMO on Jimmy so naughtily that the world couldn't understand anything

by Faid March 5, 2014


Harry One Off

To potter - to do random aimless tasks and generally avoid doing stuff you should be doing. Procrastination.

Chippie had a hell of a lot of stuff to do but when I got home I discovered he had decided to harry one off all day and had done fuck all of any importance.

by Chris Memes October 3, 2008


gone off chocolate

When chocolate is in the fridge for too long and goes stale.

The gone off chocolate tastes like mud.

by Debskelly1985 March 1, 2023