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when you get the strong urge to perform the inexplicable act of dipping your balls in sulfuric acid.
I should dip my balls in sulfuric acid
I should not have dipped my balls in sulfuric acid, I will be dipping it hydrochloric acid next time.
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I want to be in control of the situation and if I can't then no one is going to be allowed to be happy about the outcome.
The expression comes from the playground where one kid, the one who owns the soccer ball or basket ball, doesn't get his way in the game. If he doesn't get his way then he gets mad and punishes those who are unwilling to accept his mandate. He does this my taking his ball and going home thus ending the game and any fun the participants were having.
The expression "I'm going to take my ball and go home" when directed at an individual is used to illustrate the individual's immaturity when that person can't get his way and no longer wants to be a participant in the conversation or a contributor to solving a problem.
Billy: "Its my solution or this meeting is over and I'm out of here. You guys will just have to work this weekend without me to fix the problem."
Suzie: "Billy sounds like a little brat who says: I'm going to take my ball and go home!"
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3:45...I think? Who knows what this means really?
What time is it? Half past a monkey's ass, quarter to his balls.
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a phrase similar to Lets just have sex, see Let's just have sex.
in a situation where you feel bad or emo, you say this out of random, its supposed to be funny, so saying it out of random and crap like that makes it like really funny? idk, but this is where the BallslicerZ derived their name from, from slicing off all their balls.
Kelvin: wow i suck so bad today
Panda: yeah you do actually, whats with your butterfly.
Kelvin: idk, Can i just slice my balls off?
Panda: okay im gonna make that our ventrilo channel name LOLOLOLOL.
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A game where 3 people stand in a line and another person faces them all. That one person then gets to slap one person, lick another and fondle with the last person's genitals, breast or vagina.
Watch tosh.o on Comedy Central, and then you will know.
Slap, Lick, Fondle (Big Ass Yoga Balls)
This is how we said it at my (five) elementary schools in California, c. 1978-1985.
If some girl at recess was on MY monkey bar, or stole my Members Only jacket from the Lost & Found, or popped my water weenie, my best friend called her out like this and there could be a fight after school: “MOTHER FUCKER TITTY SUCKER TWO BALL BITCH! insert name, e.g. TINA MAMA’s IN THE KITCHEN COOKING RED HOT SHIT!”
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Used to describe the pointlessness of the word if. Similar to but better to use than "if ifs and buts were candy and nuts Christmas would be every day."
If I had some money I'd pay you that money back. Well if my aunt had balls she'd be my uncle.
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