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When papa tries making Baba Ganoush, he gets Papa Ganoush.
Papa tried making Baba Ganoush, but all he got was Papa Ganoush
The act of fingering yourself while saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I'm gonna papa finger myself with a beer tonight.
Papa Russell is a hunk of an alpha male. Never fails to make you feel scared in his presence as his huge figure mocks you! Papa Russell is a cruel but fair master and will be very kind, loyal, and generous to anyone he finds easily dominated! His sexual prowess engulfs anyone he encounters while his beard will entice you. His majestic beard is sure to show his feral side making it clear to everyone who he thinks is boss. If Papa Russell doesn't have a beard he better hope he has some massive muscles to make up for it!
Papa Russell is sure he will bless your life, and he might... if he doesn't drive you away with his perceived manliness.
Beta male 1: WOW! Is that Papa Russell?
Beta male 2: Holy shit, I think it is Papa Russell!
Beta male 1: Dude, how are we ever going to pull any big bunda double thiccie goth bazoonga bitchez with that sexual beast to compete with?
Beta male 2: come on man, let's go talk to him!
Beta male 1: No! Are you crazy? Look at his beard! It's so majestic!
Beta male 2: Yeah, I guess you're right. Come on, let's just go to another party and hope our masculinities are still intact.
"Hi, I'm very sorry but I will not be able to make it in today as I have had a an upset stomach"
Boss; "Daymn son, what did you eat?"
"Marmite Scrolls from Papa's Piss!"
a grandfather that worries…
and worries…
and worries…
and thinks constantly; “this family is going to shit”
oh my goodness papa worries im fine
A father who has so much polio they can’t move and have to buy bootlegs using a voice machine
Friend 1: Dude, did you see that guy?
Friend 2: Yeah, he’s Papa Polio!