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1) to consistently gravitate towards the unnecessary;
2) to take something simple and pure and turn that the thing into something repugnant;
3) to hate-fuck a chick and blow your wad in her ear
-"The job interview was going well until I totally Dave Bergh-ed it."
-"How so?"
-"Well, she was asking me to define leadership when I got nervous and blew my wad in her ear."
-"Oh."
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A mental state characterised by feelings of Better Than You, Sexier Than You and I Am Too Sexy For My Own Good.
The person often feels the need to observe breasts via webcam, feel him or herself and tends to masturbate.
"Wow, you're looking very Dave today. You want to slow it down or you'll end up with AIDs."
the greatest men ever. computer science teachers. very hot. queercoded.
“bro craig n dave saved my gcse now i can work my favourite 9-5 job”
“awesome bro that shit bussin asf on god”
Going balls to the wall insane and completely ballistic on someone who pisses you off.
I'm going Dave Hunter on his ass if he does not shut up!
Term coined by radio hosts when Dave Hunter goes absolutely berserk on anyone that pisses him off. An anger like no other to which the world has never know.
Any American drummer that hits on your guitarist’s woman nonstop then later fucks her so hard she forgets the other dude’s name. This man has no shame and is better than that dumbass guitarist anyway.
Why is Kevin so pissed? Well, Mark pulled a Damned Dirty Dave last night and now Kevin’s wife took all his shit and moved in with Mark.
If you drum for lots of bands, you are said to be doing Dave Grohl.
"I'm so tired. Doing Dave Grohl is going to kill me."
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he's the geezer whos always down the pub propping up the bar after a long day in the white van, usually a tradesman of some kind. He lives down the local estate and is known by everyone "as me mate dave!" as he will do anything for you as he's a kind hearted bloke whos full of energy and will talk to anyone about anything, especially after you've bought him a pint! ( dont call him David though, its too posh, and he thinks he's been nicked!)
me mate dave can get you a bunch of knock off dvd's before they're even out in the cinema!
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