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A comeback, just as superior as ur family tree LGBT, but not quite as well known
Jonathan Timson Fitzgerald: your mom gay
Amy Anderson Hugh: your grandpap likes the male fap
The act of a jewish male, while rapping, he simultaneously takes his cock out, and after profusely rigging his mast, he lets it fly free, straight into a more 'free spirited' females face, ejaculating on her cheeks as he slaps her.
Such an act is rarely occurs.
Bob: Did you see that cummy cock slap jew rap dick fap Steven gave Keri at the party? It was a HARDCORE throttle.
Dave: Yeah, her cheek looked like strawberry shortcake.
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One who is in tune with his masturbatory needs and indeed has a ritualistic approach to his self service.
Milking his meat, stroking his pole, slapping his sausage - has become something more, something to be respected, something to be admired, looked upon in amazement and wonder.
He has truly become an artist in his chosen field, endlessly pursuing The Perfect Fap.
John: "It's already 5:45pm, we're going to be late for the movie, can you call your brother again?
Matt: "It's useless, he'll be at least another 10 minutes. You can't rush a Fap Artist, John, they work on their own time, in their own world. Let's go get good seats and he'll meet us there."
John: "You guys are weird. Lets go."
A porn game in which you rub your dick in time with on screen prompts while various porn plays. If you cum you lose.
Instead of going outside I'm going to try to beat my high score in Fap Hero
It is just another way of saying jizz
Is that ice cream on the floor? “No it’s fap sap”
when you get the urge to fap but you need to make a quick buck so you fap into a cup, freeze it and then sell it to kids for $5 a piece. ;)
wanna try my fap and freeze kiddies!