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Cummy Cock Slap Jew Rap Dick Fap

The act of a jewish male, while rapping, he simultaneously takes his cock out, and after profusely rigging his mast, he lets it fly free, straight into a more 'free spirited' females face, ejaculating on her cheeks as he slaps her.

Such an act is rarely occurs.

Bob: Did you see that cummy cock slap jew rap dick fap Steven gave Keri at the party? It was a HARDCORE throttle.

Dave: Yeah, her cheek looked like strawberry shortcake.

by T33TS June 25, 2011


not even going to fap

A phrase that is sure to replace the widely used ”not (even) gonna lie

Random dude: yo that thot really did send a dickpic instead of her tits accidentally
Me, an intellectual: that’s kinda cringe, not EVEN going to fap (well, ofc I’m gonna fap)

by overheadsnocap September 14, 2019


Fap sap

It is just another way of saying jizz

Is that ice cream on the floor? “No it’s fap sap

by 6969695 January 15, 2020


Fap cloud

People who go on DeviantART or other soical media and just follow hundreds of porn/fetish accounts just to get their jimmies off. Fap clouds have no icons or anything. They are just their to coom to whatever pedophilia, bestiality, objectified women and farts.

"Oh look. A new follower! Oh it's just some tween with a Fap cloud. sigh"

by Chevyman95 January 23, 2021


Fap likes

The name for social media ‘Likes’ a female receives when she posts attention seeking photos with the sole purpose of showing off her body.

“She wants people to gawk, dude. She posted this picture on Instagram for fap likes.”

by mojomoop February 17, 2022


Buddha Fap

Masturbating to Pornhub in bed while sitting upright with legs crossed, finding peace and enlightenment while busting a third-eye nut.

I was feeling at one with myself last night - so I flipped my laptop - sat crossed-legged with my fat cock - and Buddha Fap'd to the first vid that I got.

by ^^!$#@ February 03, 2023


no fap friday

the idea of not fapping every friday

Friend: You wanna fap?

Other Friend: No its no fap friday

by fortniterule34 November 16, 2022