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The act of slapping someone in the face with a rapid spray, similar to a shotgun burst, of mostly liquid fecal matter.
Right before I ate her out, the bitch chili slapped me!
When your junk has been sitting in ball soup for a while, then they cool off for a bit, the sweat is caked onto your junk, and your balls start sweating again. Typical for extreme heat and working in a dish pit or steel mill.
Guy 1: Dude, it's hotter than a dick out here...
Guy 2: I know man, I've been sitting in ball chili all fucking day.
While straddling and while tit-fucking or having your dick sucked, you shit in their belly button then proceed to loot their belongings on the way out while yelling to Valhalla.
Chili ingredients - $30
Bottle of Mad Dog - $15
Giving her a viking chili bowl, leaving with a knock-off Coach purse and her dignity - Priceless
A Cleveland Chili Dog is when you Intentionally deficate then whipe your groin in it to comense titty fucking.
It's ok we will just clevland chili dog it.
When you attempt to fart while naked and standing, but poop instead.
“Hey, are there any extra towels? I ended up dropping the chili again in the shower”
When you attempt to fart while naked and standing, but poop instead.
“Hey, are there any extra towels? I ended up dropping the chili again in the shower”
A Chop (a.k.a. Mooks or Spliff Bowls) is a tobacco and weed combo smoked out of a bong, chops are a piece of white culture and when mixed with dinner at Chili’s they become the peak of white culture. Chop’s at Chili’s started in a Chili’s parking lot in central New Hampshire and go best with a day of skiing or any sort of traditionally (but not exclusively) Caucasian activity done in the mountains. Post or pre hiking “Chops at Chili’s” are another classic take on the cultural classic.
Hey man you heading up to Loon?
Yeah think we’re gonna stop in Tilton for some Chops at Chili’s.
Oh betttt, gotta get right for a trip to the mountain.