Swedish Fish

A synonym of the word best. The best thing ever.

Have you ever tried the best thing ever? You mean Swedish Fish? Yes!!

Do you know that Swedish fish are the best things ever and anyone who disagrees is fundamentally an asshole and deserves to be buried under President Reagan?

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tangled fish

Another word for drunk, intoxicated, hammered, etc...
Caused by drinking a large amount of alcohol.

I drank so much I was like a tangled fish caught in a net.

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fish wife

A man or woman who collects other people's gossip and spreads it around to all and sundry.

To gossip like an old fish wife

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Gay Fish

One who is a homosexual aqautic creature
and likes to put fishsticks in their mouth.

Kanye West became a gay fish after not understanding young Eric Theodore Cartman's (or Carlos Mencia's???)fishsticks joke. He believed that people were trying to get him to believe that inside he was a gay fish, when infact it was simply a joke

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fishing tournament

A competition with a group of guys where the participants goal is to accumulate the most collective poundage of females in one night. Thus, it is beneficial to aim for whales as opposed to regular girls because 1 whale could be equivalent to 3 normal females (actual weighing of girls is optional).

Me and my uncle Jake has a fishing tournament last night. I harpooned my first whale at a cool 195, his at 180. However, his second whale was a blue whale aka the deadliest catch, weighing in at 215. I couldn't compete with my uncle since my second catch was only 170. Total score: Uncle Jake= 395lbs Remulus 365lbs

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Rocket Fishing

The act of exploring the inner tissue of the male urethra with ones pinky finger.

On wednesday, Carl and me were messin' around. One thing led to another, next thing I knew we were rocket fishing! I pulled out and took a sniffy and was appauled to discover that urethra stanks like an olde batch of collard greens!

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like a fish

To sneak behind someone/thing without being seen by anybody

Have you ever seen a fish sneak up behind you? No? Well then. Sneaky must be like a fish
Yes? You mean no.

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