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jack sprat

A guy who likes fat girls.

The guy who's always chasing and dating large women.
Example: John's a real "jack sprat".

by M. Jenny August 15, 2006


Mommy Jacked

When someone posts an update on Facebook and people reply about their children and really nothing to do with what the status was about.

Happy Veteran's Day!

Reply- Oh, yes it's my babies 6 months of being born today, so thankful. Happy Veterans day to you to.
(You're post just got Mommy jacked)

by agentrant January 19, 2012


Gay jacked

Made famous in a Family Guy cutaway. An uncontrollable urge to dance and be happy and imitate the Family Guy version of true joy and dancing on a plane. Also great to play when heading to Miami

I gay jacked all the way to Miami.

by 8trackgto September 20, 2021


Jack Frost

The spirit embodiment of Winter. Originally from William Joyce's book 'Guardians of Childhood', most are familiar of the movie version of him and his friends from 'Rise of the Guardians'. He's sexy, mischievous, and a tad lonely. Loves children, snow days, and teasing the Easter Bunny.

Mom: Wear your jacket, you don't want Jack Frost nipping at your nose.

Child: Who's Jack Frost?

Mom: Oh, nobody.

Jack: I bring you snow days, and what recognition do I get? Nothing. Nothing at all.

by Clockwork Rain February 21, 2013

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Combat Jack

Combat Jack is generally known amongst military personal as masturbating during wartime. It was the name of an episode of Generation Kill, in which we see various soldiers in the platoon "relieving" themselves in humvees or while sleeping.

Other slang terms- Rub one out, jack off

From Generation Kill--
Soldier- Where did you go?
Reporter Evan Wright- I dont know..i was trying to find a secluded place..
Soldier- Combat Jack??
Reporter Evan Wright- No...i was trying to take a shit and ended up by the front gate, then everyone started shooting.

by generation kill a ni66a April 12, 2009

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Jack Thompson

Lawyer and activist from Florida who is well known for his bizarre filings against the Florida Bar (at one point questioning the legality of its existence) and attempting to sue various rap artists and video game companies, claiming they were corrupting the youth.

He has lost every case he has ever filed and was finally disbarred in 2008.

Thompson's more outlandish antics include:
>Sending documents including photocopies of his drivers license with Batman's picture in place of his own (later wore a Batman watch in court to compliment this).
>"A company that says a line will not be drawn will be drawn and quartered" -Jack Thompson
>Thompson once told a prank caller to buy a suicide game and "get real good at it".
>Just the fact that commentators have called his courtroom behavior "cartoony" tells a lot.

by Lingualux February 9, 2012

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jack-a-ninny

1. Slang term, an idiot, nincompoop, lacking common sense. 2. An indolent person. 3. A cross between nincompoop and jackass.

1. Get back to work you jack-a-ninny!
2. Al is a frickin jack-a-ninny.

by Hoyt of The Ledge May 21, 2006

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