poo crackle

The sound a poo makes as it is coming out of the anus (must be well-formed, cannot be diarrhea).

After Thanksgiving dinner, i had a great poo crackle.

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dick poo

The residue left on the dick after anal sex.

If she would have wiped better, I wouldn't have dick poo.

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poo puncher

A male who inserts his penis into another male person's rectum.

Cyril is such a fucking poo puncher; if you bend over, he'll shove his dirty old cock straight up your sorry ass.

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poo stabber

1. One who stabs poo
2. One who stabs poo in the act of anal sex.
3. One who stabs poo in the act of male/male gay sex.

"Elton John is a real poo stabber"

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poo-head

a cute term for someone who's head is clearly full of toilet, but you love / fancy them to much to call them a shit-face

Wubby don't be wuch a poo-head and maybe we can wive hwappily wever wafter in a wittle flat in Hamsted Heath

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Green Poo

Green Poo (n) or Green Shit

1. The type of shit you do after a very heavy night out on the town. Can be a light brown to other stronger shades of green.

2. The type of shit that accompanies a night of drinking Rolling Rock.

Hey man, look at my shit! Green poo! Check that shit out! It's like a fucking Republic of Ireland football jersey!

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stinky poo

a generalized term meant to describe any variety of flatulent aroma/gas emitted from an adorable,"non-malevolent" source;i.e.:koala bear, cute baby,your girlfriend's bottom,etc.

widdle baby made a stinky poo! yes her did!

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