conversation imitating speech characteristics of actors, cartoon characters, fellow humans with speech flaws, animals, etc.
When you said, "I wub you" it was tard talk.
When a person does not bend their knees while running. Often toddlers run without bending their knees.
That guy runs like a lardy tard.
A pair of Leotards with a hole in the crotch.
Honey, are we doing it naked or using the Fuck Tard?
The abnormally large back side of a mentally challenged person. This condition is believed to be genetic.
John: Why do all retards have fat asses?
Lexi: It's a condition called Tard butt.
person who acts stupid while using the wii system
Shani is such a Wii Tard that she got hit with a shell 3 times in 2 seconds; Jasmine is so Wii Tarded that she falls over while playing her mario cart
Somebody who lives of the Nintendo Wii, spends all their money buying the games and accessories and often uploads reviews about them to Youtube.
All you ever do is play on that damn Wii, face it, you're a Wii-tard
a resident of Montreal who is both a douche and a retard by being a jerk because they "nuh speeek engleeesh"
Frank: Man, that jerk at the front desk gave us a hard time with our hotel room just cuz we're anglophone.
Gary: Ya, what a douche-tard.
Ryan: First person we meet and it's a douche-tard. What are the chances?
Arthur: Actually, the chances are very high. Most people in Montreal are douche-tards because they are frustrated that they "nuh speeek engleeesh".
Frank, Ryan, Gary: Haha.