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Middle aged white males, usually overweight, wear tan pants, plastic-rimmed "aviator" style eyeglasses, computer/electronics nerds. Personal hygiene optional. Button-down shirts, always tucked in. Go for Asian women, any "exotic" type will do, as long as he can be dominant. Mommy Issues. Heavily into cultural appropriation. Can find them in Asian martial arts, drum circles, Asian healing arts, or pushing the cart for their Asian wives in the grocery store. Usually insists on having at least 1 son.
"I knew he'd like Le's sister; he's a tan pants man."
When the body over time develops a small stain around the rectum. it is usually brown but it depends on each individual diet.
Ben:Oh babe! you’re really starting to get a poo-tan??
Jessica: well I’m not getting any younger!
Should I get it bleached ?
Ben: no honey I like you just the way you are ..
You’re poo-tan is fine.
All around, full body, dark, dirty tan.
That guy Robert got one of those drunk tans.
yan, tan, tether are the first three numbers in an old English sheep counting system
"yan tan tether... wait- where have the rest of my sheep gone?!"
A super dark African American sometimes said to be so black that they are purple or blue in color.
Honey, Turn the lights on I can't see the burgalars, they must have that gorrila tan.
The most amazing mother in the world
Tan sok pei is amazing, she helps me through all my hardships and is there whenever I need help.