18 hole flu

A mystery illness that usually occurs on a Friday or a Monday, typically during the spring, summer, and early fall on fair, sunny days. Symptoms include distraction and an urge to call in sick. The only known treatment is to increase use of recreational facilities, such as golf courses, city parks, or beaches.

"This is the second Friday in a row that Bob's called out sick."

"Yeah, and it's 75 and cloudless today. Pretty sure he's got a nasty case of the 18 hole flu."

Super Wash 18

A setting on a laundry machine . A high power setting.

Lauren: "What do i set the washing machine to?"
Spencer: "Super Wash 18!"

February 18 2020

Guys named Jackson, must ask girls named Sophia out.

Sophia: Hey Jackson guess what day it is. Its February 18 2020 baby.

Jackson: Oh no. Sophia will you go out with me?

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1-18-08

Some strange movie that know one knows of, well thats me, but there are rumors that this 'Movie' is called Cloverfield. If you hadn't seen the trailer there are a lot of videos just search it.

I was just watching transformers and waiting for it to come on then came the strange Trailer it was real exiting the audience were waiting for a name but it just said 'Producer: J.J.Abrams' then '1-18-08'

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Dec 18

National fuck your girlfriend/boyfriend day

Boy: hey wanna go fuck?

Girl: yeah! It's Dec 18 let's go!

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18 dummy juice

Either 1800 jose cuervo or 18 dummy Juice. the energy drink

cherry lime

Rick Rock and The Federation out of the bay area.

lemme get that 18 dummy juice

gimme that 18 dummy cherry lime

pass the cherry lime

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april 18 2018

The day the world is going to end...

Bro is it April 18 2018?
Yep, get ready for 👽

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