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1. The best shortest cartoon ever.
2. To pass up a huge bag of sticks and stems for some kush
A:Dude why you ain't get that brick
B:I had to nacho bear it, the shit actually smelled bad not the good bad either
Ted Bear is a character created by Explosim Entertainment in their animated series Cyanide And Happiness , he acts like the Bear Grills of the set universe.
He has appeared in two shorts so far, the first in which he dies of overeating for "survival" and the second in which he splits open his overweight dead body from the inside like a snakeskin and emerges alive and well.
His catchphrase is "survival".
I'm Ted Bear and today I'm teaching you about survival!
This one is tough, so good luck. It starts out like doggy style, but then the guy turns around and goes butt to butt. You'll probably need a double jointed penis to bend around like that, so if anyone actually accomplishes it uninjured, you win.
"Dude, I pulled a backwards bear on her last night and i think it broke my dick."
An adjective used to describe someone who is curious about the bear subculture in the gay community.
The bear-curious fellow liked seeing the large, hairy men paw at each other and wondered what it felt like.
A cute term often used to describe one's significant other or the person that they feel affection for.
Chris, what are you doing?" "I'm talking to my schmoogie bear!
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A nerdy bear. Generally unwelcome in any social setting. Were a bear to appear amongst nerds, he would be feared. Were a nerd to appear amongst bears, he would be consumed. Thus, the Spectacled Bear has no friends, but rather roams the forests alone, calculator in hand.
"That Spectacled Bear showed up to my pie day celebration! It was so awkward!"
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Nicky bear is the absolute best thing to ever step into your life. He can make you smile when you're sad and make your day brighten when it's dark outside. He walks like the weight of the world is off of his shoulders, and he reaches over to do the same for you. He walked into your life without ant fear and you knew from that moment on, he would be the best thing that has ever happened to you. Tonight, 5-12-15, you found that out. You thank the Lord everyday that he is still here and he is here to stay.
Nicky Bear is coming over today, I'm so happy that he is! Now, maybe that one day can turn into everyday.
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