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When your dick is rounder than it is long, you have no shaft at all. Just one big, or little dick head attached between your navel and rectum.
Stapleton!!!!! stop packing your snuff can, you have no shaft, you have to rub it out.
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a girl that smells just like tuna when you open her up thus the smell of a just opend can o tuna she may also have the same properties of tuna (falling apart in your mouth)
dude that chick opend her legs in class and she smelt like a just opend tuna can
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What you say when your friend wants to buy cheap canned beer instead of good bottled stuff.
Friend: Hey let's save a few bucks and buy a case of Pisscan Light.
You: No CAN do, buddy. It's decent bottled beer or nothing for me.
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When you shove in a girls twat anything you can find(pens,bottles, ashtrays) and stomp it in w/ your foot of a voracious whore who can't be satisfied by normal sexual means
"Dude, Jenny's been ridden so many times I had to trash can her just to get a rise out of that slut"
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A coffe can is a big ass hole...u see this wen girls get fuked in the ass by big dick...Its sumthin thyt jims mom has
I was goin 2 fuk jims mom in the pooper but then i found out that she had a Coffee can
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The terrible sounding vehicle exhaust. Usually accompanied by a rattling sound. Most commonly found on cars in which the driver wants the public to think their car is fast.
Yo, did you hear how terrible the poop can on that '92 Civic sounded?
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